Mark Dillon » humor http://markandmiss.com/mark Mark + Miss = Ava = No Sleep but Lots More Fun Tue, 07 Sep 2010 15:31:17 +0000 en hourly 1 Bourne Ultimatum Spoof http://markandmiss.com/mark/2009/10/bourne-ultimatum-spoof/ http://markandmiss.com/mark/2009/10/bourne-ultimatum-spoof/#comments Thu, 08 Oct 2009 23:07:51 +0000 Mark Dillon http://www.markandmiss.com/mark/?p=1567 Just watched a couple Bourne movies recently and remembered this ridiculously funny spoof created by Jimmy Kimmel and starring Matt Damon. It’s a bit old but it’s extremely funny. ****NOTE: LANGUAGE WARNING***. You don’t actually hear any swear words but there are quite a few BLEEPS.

UPDATE (10.10.09): I updated the video clip to be the correct one. Thanks for the heads up Mel!

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Let it be known that effective immediately I am making every effort to grow out my chest hair so as to be able to wear one of these awesome t-shirts: Click here to read more.

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]]> http://markandmiss.com/mark/2009/05/criminals-for-gun-control/feed/ 1 I'll post anything with a penguin in it. – Version 2.0 http://markandmiss.com/mark/2009/03/ill-post-anything-with-a-penguin-in-it-version-20/ http://markandmiss.com/mark/2009/03/ill-post-anything-with-a-penguin-in-it-version-20/#comments Sun, 15 Mar 2009 19:45:48 +0000 Mark Dillon http://markandmiss.com/wordpress/?p=1104 I’m keeping my word. And you thought I was joking. This video comes courtesy of Jodie “The Dealer” Swan (AKA my brother in law). Also note that I completely made up that nickname for him without his prior approval. His human job is managing a drug store. Thanks Jodie!

Title: Fridays vs. Mondays

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